Jake Paul Vs. Chavez Jr’s $1 Million VIP Ringside Box

Exactly then. Align the shrimp, pour over the overpriced Prosecco and roll out the carpet for the least qualified VIPs in combat history – because Jake Paul against Julio Cesar Chavez Jr. Just sold A 1 million US dollar “owner experience” To a law firm that probably Believe that dazn is a cryptocurrency.

The most valuable advertising campaigns have officially taken the boxing, poured it over in Cologne and triggered it to Linkedin’s best. The corral – Yes, that’s what you call the luxury cage – now belongs to a personal injury that gives access to Jake Paul Shadowbox, a broken Chavez Jr., more worth more than most houses.

Who bought it? A law firm for personal injury. The guys from Torklaw call this “Orientation”. Naturally. Because nothing screams like two lawyers who drink Chardonnay, while Jake Paul Windmills hits a man who often quits as her goalkeeper of the local Sunday league. Friends, the only thing that is aligned here, is her wallet with MVPS Grife.

And if you can’t roll the full million, MVP has Emerald, diamond and platinum packages Waiting for the rest of the would -be aristocracy. Do you still want to be important? Leave tens of thousands to reset two rows and do it as if you understand what “south paws” means. You will still serve you the same cocktails, while Chavez Jr. Mental leaves the stage on the left – you will simply not get your name on DAZN.

Reza Torkzadeh from Torklaw said:
“It is something sacred to go to an arena that knows that everything is at stake.”
Yes, buddy – your reputation, your marketing budget and every trace of boxing knowledge definitely on the line.

Did you buy the million dollar experience from Jake Paul against Julio Cesar Chavez Jr.?
Okay, champ. Here is what you are as die -hard, experienced, lifelong box fan you are clearly (Sarcasm seeps from every pore), should or will do it even in the saddest 1 million dollar box from Boxing:

• False “Julio” as he asks her waiter when Jake Paul “fights the Mexican type”.
  Instagram picture signature: “Ready to see how El Churro throw his hands 🌮🇲🇽 #vipvibes #corralcrew”
• Explain to your buddy loudly that “TKO” stands for “Total Knockout”.
  Because nothing impresses the Shrimp panel table as confidently wrong.
• Argue that Jake Paul “defeated this UFC type that it means something”.
  Instagram picture signature: “Jake Ko’d Tyrone Woodly, brother. Set some respect for it 👊🔥 #legendtalk”
• Ask the next fighter for a selfie and say: “Wait what Paul brother are you again?”
  Bonus points when it’s Holly Holm.
• Films the strikes like you in Coachella and then ask: “How many quarters are in one round again?”
  Instagram picture signature: “Ringwalks met differently if you don’t know the Sport #Mainvorenergy”
• Call Chavez Sr. “This Spanish guy from the intro video” while spilling Prosecco on your VIP lanyard.
  Instagram picture signature: “Love Boxing’s rich history 🇪🇸🍾 #juliowho?”
• Always check your watch and ask loudly: “When does the real fight start?”
  Especially after the sixth round, Chavez Jr. begins to argue with his own corner and Jake begins to play with the cameras in the inner series.
• Get up and jubiled Jake when he throws a shout, he asked: “Was that a uppercut?”
  Instagram picture signature: “Jab? Hook? Whatever it was – clean. Based on 🔥Knockemoutjake”
• Ask the security where the Octagon is and whether this is the same event in which Conor McGregor In.
  Instagram picture signature: “Big MMA Energy tonight, let goooo 🥋🩸 #boxingorwh whatever”
• Take a selfie with your back to fight during the third round. Because obvious.
  Instagram picture signature: “We came. We bent. We forgot to see. 📸💅 #milliondollarblur”
• Google “How many rounds is boxing?” While trying to find the sushi tablet again.
  Instagram picture signature: “Boxing is a long sport. Has anyone seen the sake? 🍣🥂 #12roundsofsting”
• Slap for a repetition of Jake, who are missing by six inches, and scream “Let go of Gooooo!” As if it were Hagler against Hearns.
  Instagram picture signature: “This Miss was an elite, brother.
• Use DAZN’s excerpt to wave your friends and miss the only clean blow of the night.
  Instagram picture signature: “I did it on TV, while the fight was still #vipconfirmed 🎥🍾 invited 🎥🍾”.
  
  Because what real Do fans: Commodify the sport until it is only background noise for influencer networking.

The whole event is a tragic parody – A corporate fantasy camp for rich guys who do not know any fines from a footstep. Jake Paul is not a boxer, he is a changing advertising table that dominates the art of monetization of mediocrity. Chavez Jr.? A Legacy Wasteland that still affects his father’s name from the actual competition.

Nakisa Bidarian from MVP called it “a night to remember”. You bet. We will remember that the night boxing was not only sold out – it rolled around, pulled out a velvet rope and had an unsuspecting poser drinking his blood through a crystal straw.